Bring your advice? No thanks buddy, I'd rather ask Bubba




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For years the world population has had to endure problem-page scribblers using faux concern and also the give an impression of self-righteousness hanging regarding the subject like smog. They get mail from people they've got never met and on the foundation of an hundred words, offer life-changing advice.
Such pages are certainly not actually for your sad people willing to go out their dirty laundry on the net in the remote hope of finding a solution to what ails them. They may be instead for the vicarious pleasure of voyeurs among the readership that do not think they've got similar problems so can appear holier-than-thou as they are nowhere close to fucked up as people writing in.
Quite why anyone would ever wish to bare their soul (and their history in some cases) to an individual they don't know, amazes me. Don't these folks have friends to confide in? Physicians to refer to? A bartender they may blubber to, even?
Don't despair. There's great news finally for people tired with all the current crop of lame advice from wooden tops like "'Dear Abby' and 'Ask Amy': Bubba, the antidote to everyone PC, problem page nonsense, has arrived! Ask Bubba is often a liberated to access blog. Do who you are a favor and look it. Just look at health insurance policy before seeing the site because you might bust a rib laughing.
Bubba can be a man with conviction-several convictions I think. When you are a convicted felon doesn't allow you to a poor person, will it? Well, in Bubba's case it doesn't. He offers tips on diverse matters from resignation letters to disrespectful mechanics, sex and spirituality. His selfless concern persons is legendary-he advised one correspondent to sleep around to access her partner. Out of kindness Bubba suggested when she wanted to add one more infidelity to her tally she could visit him imprisonment for many horizontal dancing. Whadda guy!
Bubba is really as welcome as Santa claus on Christmas Eve. The 23 hours of daily cell time granted with the state have given Bubba time to really contemplate the angst-ridden outpourings of his correspondents. But unlike his mealy mouthed mainstream counterparts, Bubba's answers are a slam dunk in see your face. Telling another correspondent purchasing conversations having a partner who got snappy when in a bad mood Bubba tells her the best way her telephone conversations with Joe grumpy-pants comes after Joe says hello:
'Hi darling. Do you think you're in a negative frame of mind?'
Bubba lacks any type of empathy, but provides the party a welcome tinge of psychopathic disregard for that feelings of those he or she is designed to help. As he told one correspondent: 'You're a vulture. Go find another carcass to circle.'
Around the down side to this, putting several of Bubba's advice into practice may leave correspondents prone to prosecution in a minimum of 38 states. He encouraged one correspondent to kidnap your pet dog. Now in San fran dognapping will get you a 10-year stretch on Alcatraz. (Yes, I realize Alcatraz is not open, though the authorities would be prepared to start it down again only to grow it with dognappers.)
Maybe you're fortunate enough to participate in the 1% of humanity without having hang-ups. If you do, my advice for you is some fast-just so you can ask Bubba for advice.

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